Uggghhh! Moooom, it's soooo unfair!!! All my friends have iPhones and I'm the only one stuck with this ancient Android phone that's, like, from the Stone Age or something!
I mean, what even is the point of having a phone if it's not an iPhone?! Everyone knows that iPhones are the best and if you don't have one, you're basically a social outcast. I'll be the laughing stock of school!
And don't even get me started on how embarrassing it is to take selfies with my old phone. The camera is so bad, it makes me look like a potato